- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

whats 2+2? 4

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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