A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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