- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Sarah Palin's political campaign

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

A black man walks out of a police station

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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