- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Jesus Christ

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

No it doesnt..

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

I'm so punny.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Hello

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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