whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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