An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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