A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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