- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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