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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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