- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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