- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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