- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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