- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anyone can post anything.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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