Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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american idol

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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