- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Want to hear a joke? No.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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