This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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