- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Its open.

Poker face

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Poop

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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