What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Anti Joke

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