Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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deez nuts

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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