- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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