- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

u know whats a crime? rape

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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