GOODBYE

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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No antijoke here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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