- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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