- Anti Joke

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.