- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father ****s on his desk.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Cripples are lame.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome