Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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