- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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