- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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