What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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