How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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