- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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