If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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school homewrok

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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