- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

So a horse walks into a barn.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Grace Ackerson

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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