- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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