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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Knock Knock.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

u know whats a crime? rape

whats green and lives in the water

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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