whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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woman's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Dwarf Shortage

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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