Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Anti Joke

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