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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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