- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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