XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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