What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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