- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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