- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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