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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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