- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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