Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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