What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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