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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's 1+1? 69.

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