A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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