- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

I wrote a funny joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

here's a joke... the american education society

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

* anti-punchline

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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