What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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