- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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