- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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