What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Man U

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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A hill billy went fishing

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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