- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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