- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Donald Trump

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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