Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Click here for free sandwich.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Jovan

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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