- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

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