Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

roses are red poo is poo

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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