- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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