- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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