What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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