What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

There's my tractor.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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