Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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women's rights.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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