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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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stinky boner

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Anti Joke

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