- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

There's my tractor.

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