no rasist joks

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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