- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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