- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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