::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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