yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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Anyone can post anything.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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