- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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