- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

whos on the right track? lady gaga

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

roses are red poo is poo

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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