You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

So a horse walks into a barn.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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