- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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