Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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lol

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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