- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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