- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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