- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

whats 2+2? 4

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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