- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Antijokes...

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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