your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's worse than this That :(

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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