Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Antijokes...

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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