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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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