- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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