Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Anti Joke

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