Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

every cloud has a silver lining

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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