What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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