How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

One, two, three, four and five

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A house comes around the corner.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Anti Joke

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