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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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