What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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A man goes to the potty.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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