Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Jovan

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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