- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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A house comes around the corner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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