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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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