- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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