How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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