Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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