Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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