- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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