Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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