Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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