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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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One time i was sitting down

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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