What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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