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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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