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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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