so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

womens rights.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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