- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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