What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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