- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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