- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Roses are red, yup.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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