What do we call Osama? Osama

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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