Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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