roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Anti Joke

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