Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Poop

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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