- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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