How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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