- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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