- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

why does the man appear fat he is

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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