Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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