- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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