- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why can't february march Because april may

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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