- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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