- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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