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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

all these jokes are horrible now

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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