What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Where's my baby??

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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