- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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