Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

A house comes around the corner.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Go away still nothing to see

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

it

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...