- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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