- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

i am a dino. RAWR.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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