Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Men's rights

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

My three children are three big mistakes.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

womans rights...

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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