- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

^ That's not even funny ^

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

So a bar walks into a man...

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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