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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

womens rights.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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