What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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