- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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