Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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american idol

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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