Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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