Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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