How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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