- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

womens rights

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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