Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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