- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Black people having a Job.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

A hill billy went fishing

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

A house comes around the corner.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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