What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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knock knock? come in

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