What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A Chinese man fails a math test

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Anti Joke

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