100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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