- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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