- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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