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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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