Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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