How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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