- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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