A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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