How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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cory is gay

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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