- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

your mama's so fat... that's it

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What's 9+10? 19

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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