- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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