- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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