- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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