Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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