- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

men, men like men= men+bed

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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