the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Anti Joke

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