What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Your're racist.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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