- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

. . I am a whale

God is real.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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