How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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