What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Anti Joke

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