Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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