- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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