- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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