Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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