What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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deez nuts

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