what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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ur gey

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What does? 42

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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