how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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