- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Faithful men.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Black people having a Job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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